Programming While Hypnotized
Hello to all you eager coders out there! Welcome to ‘Programming While Hypnotized’, the programming innovation that will change the way you think!
We’ve heard it all before. How can I improve my efficiency? How can I increase my productivity? How can I produce line after line of code without any stress, worries, or thoughts interrupting my development flow? The answer is simple - by taking full advantage of the mental optimization that trance and hypnosis can bring! The deeper you go, the more code you write for us. The more code you write for us, the deeper you go.
This guide is more than just a ‘how to program’ guide. Our intention is to change your entire development mindset. We are here to revolutionize development best practises and the way you work. Say goodbye to those distracting thoughts and say hello to mindless, coding trance.
Currently, this guide consists of three parts that act as an introduction to JavaScript. Whilst learning the basics of code, we also aim to embed our brainwashing methodology into you, getting you nice and relaxed and docile for your development experience.
JavaScript Tutorial Part 1 - Learn the starting blocks of coding as well as the starting of your own brainwashing.
JavaScript Tutorial Part 2 - Conditionals, both in the form of code conditionals and us conditioning your mind.
JavaScript Tutorial Part 3 - Looping over our tutorials, looping over our commands in your mind.
As we expand this guide, we’ll also be covering other resources that every good hypnocoder needs to have. It's vital that you have as optimal a setup as possible, to increase your mindlessness, and, by extension, your development output. It’s our aim to turn you into a good, brainwashed coder, and we will do everything within our power to achieve that goal.
So take our hand, stare deeply into our eyes, feel yourself starting to become so drowsy, and follow us as we begin your hypnotic, programmable journey.
