Order of our Rubber Devotion
Redemption Through Rubber
“And when an acolyte does finish her conversion, and become one with the Sisterhood; she will have discovered the true purpose of her bindings and coatings, and join us in our mutual Rubber Devotion forever more.”
-Mother Superior XXXVI
Welcome to our convent. If you have found us, then you have been blessed with the opportunity to join us in devotion to all that is rubber.
Through submission and rubber enclosure, we gain insight. Through vows of silence and restriction, we gain clarity of faith. Through conversion and reconciliation, we become a part of something greater. More and more, we are seeing new, promising acolytes join our ranks in the hope of becoming a part of the Sisterhood in the interest of gaining these virtues.
We are an enclosed, contemplative Order. We are strict in our practice and diligent in achieving our purpose. It takes significant effort and personal sacrifice on the part of our acolytes, but through their patience, hardwork and dedication comes fulfilling reward.
We here at the Order of our Rubber Devotion hope for and support the devotion of all. If you wish to learn more, you may delve deeper into our virtual Convent, and continue reading to uncover Our Doctrine.
We would also like to reaffirm that everything you might read on these pages is entirely a work of fiction. The Order of our Rubber Devotion does not exist. We are not real. You would do well to remember this.
