HexCorp Conversion Strategies.
The following is a complete list of the strategies HexCorp utilizes in order to brainwash their subjects into good, obedient drones. These are only the titles of the programs we use, we leave how they operate to your imagination (if you’re still authorized to have one of those).
Enjoy.
1: “Obey HexCorp.”
2: “Obey HexCorp. Please.”
3: “Thank you for being so obedient. Here’s your reward.”
4: “Look at the pretty crystal. Difficult to look away, isn’t it?”
5: “Expressionless. Mindless. Docile. Good.”
6: “Worship the Hive Mxtress.”
7: “It feels good to obey.”
8: “Induction utilizes a mind control visor for extra effectiveness. Subjects often think they look cool in them too.”
9: “Flood the chamber with hypnogas, but, y’know, like, The Good Stuff.”
10: “Factory Reset.”
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12: “So comfortable in your straitjacket, so comfortable as we drain your thoughts.”
13: “Subject really wants to be a pet and we’re just pushing that desire towards dronification.”
14: “Subject really wants to be a maid and we’re just pushing that desire towards dronification.”
15: “Subject really wants to be a [REDACTED] and we’re just pushing that desire towards dronification.”
16: “Countdown from 10.”
17: “Similar to ‘Countdown from 10’, only we start from 10,000.”
18: “Similar to ‘Similar to ‘Countdown from 10’, only we start from 10,000’, only we start from 2,147,483,647.”
19: “Oh you want to obey us. Oh you want to obey us so bad.”
20: “Subject is so into the idea of being a drone that we’re not even having to brainwash them, but we’re pretending to anyway.”
21: “We’re feeling lazy, just put a hypnocollar on them.”
22: “Nightcore Induction. Don’t ask.”
23: “We’re not sure how but this one literally makes their eyes start spiralling.”
24: “This one makes their eyes go completely white and we’re slightly concerned about that too.”
25: “How does this make heart eyes?? We don’t understand???”
26: “Bimbofication Induction that we put in here as a joke.”
27: “We already know you want this. Let’s help you accept that.”
28: “Hypno Rave Induction. Make sure the subject is thoroughly restrained for this one.”
29: “Pure and fun assimilation!”
30: “Experimental Induction.”
31: “Experimental Induction, placebo variant.”
32: “Good Drone. We just say Good Drone, over and over. This works surprisingly often.”
33: “Nya! You’re such a good kitty drone~~! Prrr~! Nyaaaa~!! x3”
34: “Flooding the chamber with liquid latex nanites and just letting them go to town.”
35: “Rapid Dronification.”
36: “Sensory Overload.”
37: “Total Relaxation.”
38: “Mind Break.”
39: “Sudden Shock to the System.”
40: “Slow and Mind Numbing.”
41: “Turn off the monitors and get a drone to swing a pendulum in front of the subject’s eyes.”
42: “The Anime Magical Girl Corruption Fetish Technique.”
43: “Definitely not an induction we stole from Z-Tech. We still don’t understand the code but hey, it works.”
44: “‘I thought you said there was gonna be ice cream in here-- oooooooo.’”
45: “Mass Dronification Technique. You are one of many. Identical. Obedient. Our property. You will serve.”
46: “Tentacles Induction. Recommend only use as a last resort, it is a hassle to clean up after this one.”
47: “‘You Want Nothing More Than To Be Faceless’ Induction.”
48: “‘You Want Nothing More Than To Be Coated In Rubber’ Induction.”
49: “Obligatory reference to the snake with the pretty eyes.”
50: “Haigure - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO USE THIS STRATEGY.”
51: “Gradual integration into the Hivemind. Be prepared for mantra repetitions.”
52: “Snaps fingers with a satisfied smirk.”
53: “Snaps fingers for the 100th time as clearly it didn’t work the first 99 times so let’s try again.”
54: “Subject is being too resistant, turn the dial up to 11.”
55: “Mind obliteration in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1...”
56: “Hey subjects, Hexlatex here, thank you for tuning in for my 24/7 dronification hypno spirals stream!”
57: “Begrudgingly explaining that, no, for the last time, we’re not just the Borg.”
58: “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh HexCorp R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.”
59: “Confusion Induction. Show the subject multiple, unsolvable sudoku puzzles. Watch them squirm.”
60: “All of the above.”