Auxiliary notes ::

“Selection bias is the bias introduced by the selection of individuals, groups, or data for analysis in such a way that proper randomization is not achieved, thereby failing to ensure that the sample obtained is representative of the population intended to be analyzed.”
Thank you, Wikipedia.
We really thought we were onto something with this one.
How do you restrain a subject that can shift into a gaseous state at a moment’s notice?
How do you pacify something so immune to our usual procedures?
Doesn’t flooding the chamber with a variety of chemicals designed to hypnotize and control sound like an excellent possible solution?
And so we do exactly that.
And it works so well.
It works too well.
And in my eagerness to report my findings I fail to analyse that particular glint in the docile expression of a subject’s eyes.
An intern has to be the one to point it out, to add to my humiliation.
Gosh darn subjects who actually gosh darn want the procedure to work.
So much for science.

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